A few years ago, an American friend of mine started working out on a regular basis. The slim graduate student in French I had known was transforming into a young muscular lawyer. “You know” he said “there are two types of Americans, the big fat ones, and the big strong ones. I am trying the big strong type”. My friend is now a partner at his law firm, and past the years of hardship to climb his way up and settle the cutest American family I have ever met, he has turned into a fit, not big and not over-muscled male. I was thinking of him this morning when I decided to visit again-after three weeks of relinquishing fitness sluggishness-the gym at the top of the residence where I live. I do not work out for fun-I hate sports with very few exceptions-but I live in the US, and well, I have a gym two stories above my head: in Rome DC, do as the DC Romans. Also, I am very well aware I often eat the American way-on sweetened and fattened bread, sugared drinks and all sorts of bad things which would make me join type 1 American in my friend’s taxonomy if I did not pay attention. More than anything, I suffer from my load of back pains, like anybody in one’s mid 40’s who works mostly seated. It has been years now that I have followed the advice another friend gave me: taking on regular light exercising greatly helped him with his pains in the back. Such is the case with me since I have comitted myself to a daily 5 minutes training. Going to the gym is just a fancy way to do my short morning routine. What I like the most is the strecthing part. I do it on the terrace-which overlooks the city in a spectacular urban view. When it is sunny and warm like today, it is the best thing ever. Sometimes though, it turns out pretty bad. Once, the management of the building had forgotten to unlock the door. You could exit to the roof, but not get back inside. This is how I happened to find myself locked out by a frisky late-winter day.
It gave me the opportunity to realize that I was able to open a lock with a key-I mean a key which does not correspond to the lock (which is an electronic one, with no key).
As they say, with sports you learn a lot more than what your body is about.



English lucidity, I makes me think of this movie by Lubitsch where you have a sign on a French boutique: “Se habla español, English spoken, American understood”—see a little anecdote on this on 
